Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Difference b/w him n her!

Over a cup of tea....one evening...

I : Met a good looking govt officer,sensible...

He: Wow...thats news...Govt officer...sensible.

I: Ya, but e boozes a lot.

He: So what??...(Surprised look)

I : He fags as well.

He: So what again...(more surprised)

I : He sleeps around.

He: Oh come on J, dont brand him,tarnish his image!

Another evening; over a cup of tea...

I: I met a lady govt officer today...had great conversation.She is sensible too.

He: ok.

I:She boozes.

He: "That look"( a frown)

I: She fags at times.

He: Oh!!..(frown still hanging in there)

I:She sleeps around.

He:(completely offended) Woman like this spoil our culture,our country's image!!

I: (Flabbergasted)...!!!

4 comments:

  1. and i'm laughing my socks off! :))). funny really funny:)

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  2. the twain never meets but yet....:)

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  3. Well crafted and neatly put, concise way to bundle down volumes of emotions into one tight sack.
    The bigger picture shoots down a question right into our heads asking which particular force is to be held responsible for this variance of opinion.

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